I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there
big fan of when stuff is the color green
me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke
cant recommend this enough but if youre able you should go on walks every day. like fuck weather fuck circumstance uust go outside. got rained on today and it was blissful. even just sit outside get fucked up by crazy ass wind youll never forget how small you are and rememebr everything matters
We need to abolish capitalism so that girls have more time to look at each other’s tits
Wow yall really liked this one huh. Easy website
occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:
occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:
I hate calling in sick I don’t want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I’m camped out on the shitter today yeehaw
you are so beautiful in every way
We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible